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PR Joke - Moses and the Egyptians
From Jason Connors, public relations manager at Greenspring Retirement Community
Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.Moses calls a staff meeting.
“Well, how are we going to get across the sea?” asks Moses. “We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us.”
“Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across,” says the general of the armies, “but there's not enough time—the Egyptians are too close.”
“Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across,” says the admiral of the navy, “but time is too short.”
“Does anyone have a solution?” asks Moses.
Just then, his public relations man raises his hand.
“You!” says Moses, “You have a solution?”
“No,” says the PR man, “but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three full pages in the Old Testament...”
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